10 Things I Like about Heath Ledger - I lied Just 5 Things - Lazy

Hello you all!

I feel like I'm Michelle Williams today (hahahaha...) - So down and devastated. Or shall I say Jake Gyllenhaal as Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain. Whatever works for me. You know I'm bisexual (and then there were thunders!!!!!)

Have you guys seen 10 Things I hate About You? I like it but I'm not so crazy about it. It's ok in short. Today, It's not 10 things I HATE but 5 things I LIKE ABOUT MY EX-BF Heath Ledger... (OMG, the earth is shaking...)

1. The guy knew how to act. At least comparing him to hmmm lemme think, Keanu Reeves!!! Has he ever been decent in a film? I just cannot think of a single instance of quality acting. Even the one film everyone loves (The Matrix) suited him only because the main character was a wet fish. Sorry Keanu - you suck!

2. The I-Don't-Think-I'm-Good-Looking Attitude. Sure, he doesn't have the most perfect, most chiseled, model-looking face but hey, the guy has sex appeal that makes him goodlooking. And what's so sexy about it is that he doesn't know that he is sexy. Love those kind of guys. Wait a sec, drooling, drooling...

3. He is not greedy for senseless motion picture roles! I have a Ukranian co-worker and this morning I started chatting with her about how shocked I was on Heath Ledger's passing and being the big mouth that I am, I didn't stop talking like for half an hour non-stop only to find out in the end that she doesn't know who I was talking about! What the F!!! Well, it only proved one thing - Heath chose his roles really well. From cutesy 10 Things I Hate about you to Casanova, from The Patriot to Brokeback Mountain and this summer see Heath as the young Joker in the new Batman Film-The Dark Night!

4. He knew how to keep his cute MOUTH shut! Entertainment hosts and anchors had difficulty asking Heath about his Personal Life. I remember seeing him got pissed with an E reporter in 2006 Oscar's Red Carpet event when the reporter tried to ask a personal question to my EX BF. We're like bestfriends you know and it was so nice of him not to talk about our relationship that year... thunders, more thunders and a long nose when I wake up - Pinocchio! hahahaha

5. Lastly, he gave the world a better view about HOMOSEXUALITY with his excellent performance in Brokeback Mountain. Homos are everywhere even in the mountains of Wyoming you all. There's no STOPPING US!!! bwahahaha... And for those closet queenies, it's okay to be gay and different. Come out! Come out! IT"S OKAY!!!

I feel better now folks...

I know that my EX BF (Oh my Lord, I think i was just hit by an asteroid in the head) is happier than ever where ever he is right now... I just have one wish, don't visit me Heath... I can see dead people...

I lock you in my heart Heath only if you grant my wish above... hahahaha

Goodnite folks!!!!

Hugs,

Morrise

A "Gay" Hero Dies - Farewell Heath Ledger...

"I Wish I Knew How To Quit You."

One of the famous lines in the 2005 blockbuster Brokeback Mountain. I'm sure you guys remember Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist. The infamous two young men that shared intimate moments in the mountains of Wyoming sheep herding.

I have no idea why I feel so sad about his passing. And I mean I'm deeply saddened by the news. I really am.

I can't even gather my thoughts right now and blog. I just can't...

My sympathy to his family...

Rest in peace Ennis.... Farewell...

It's Tuesday and You Know What That Means! Hot, Controversial and Sizzling Blog from Yours Truly

Hello Folks!

Hope everyone is well and good despite the bone-chilling weather (I think Al Gore is right on his documentary about Global Warming entitled: An Inconvenient Truth - hands down to you Mi Amigo! Hugs and Kisses). Before you airheads get confused, global warming also affects the winter season not just summer - that's my Earth Science 101 for you guys!

It's Tuesday - it's my day! And every Tuesday, We are going to talk about a topic that is HOT, CONTROVERSIAL, SENSUAL, Something you won't ask nor discuss with your mother or father not even your boytoy or girltoy(I am applying for a patent right for this word by the way) in other words, we are going to talk about (drum roll please.....) "Association analyses between the prion protein locus and reproductive and lamb weight traits in Ripollesa sheep" hahahahahaha... Just playin...

Since I mentioned Hot, Controversial and Sensual, today I decided to blab about: Sex, Gifts and Valentine's Day(VD) (Valentimes for some jolog friends) hahahaha. I know it's still pretty early but I want to offer you some pieces of mushy advice and creative ideas on how to make your "VALENTIMES" a memory that will last a life time.;-)

Are you all ears girls and boys, gays and lesbians?

Let me start by saying that sex on VD is sooooo overrated. Why the hell is it a big deal for couple(straight or gay)/lovers/fuckbuddy/FWB(friends with benefit)/adulterers(i know some friends who are guilty) most specially in the Filipins? Why, why, why dellilah?

Let me tell you some reasons why I think VD is sooooo overrated.

1. I got a call from a supposedly straight friend of mine from Chicago a couple of days ago asking me for some ideas for gifts to give her "not-so-pretty" gf this VD. He said that I should be good at this since I'm gay. Rub it in my face you moron! I said I'll call him back for some ideas. So after a day, I did. I told him to give her a kiss and a hug. I'm serious. I told him that that's all he needs to give to her "not-so-pretty" gf. He replied: That's it? Yeah dickhead that's it! Come on now guys, VD is a day of loving. IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS DAY where you can play monito-monita (for those who don't know monito-monita, ask a filipino walking in the streets. How would you know if it's a Filipino? If he calls another person and says...pssssssst. And when his/her breath smells like soy sauce and vinegar from eating ADOBO - yummm!!!. You can be sure it's a Filipino and you can bet your ass on it). Anyway, VD is not Christmas Day. Period. So for girls and tryin to be girls out there, por favor mi amigas don't be spoiled bitches! You'll get your gift on Christmas Day and if your man is generous enough maybe on your birthday - just maybe. I know my man is! hahahahahaha

2. I was reading a girly magazine last weekend and almost every page I turn to has something to do with VD gift ideas. Here are some ad lines which by the way if I hear once more from anyone will surely flip me out. "Make your girl feel like a Princess" - from a diamond manufacturer. "Diamonds are a girl's bestfriend" - Diamond ad. And here's the kicker: "Bring Her to Heaven" - A Condom Ad. Need I say more why VD is overrated? See those Ad lines? Did you notice that it's all about gifts for WOMEN? How about MEN? Not that I am one but still HOW ABOUT MEN? And to tell you the truth, if I were the marketing director of those companies, I'd fire my marketing exec. Why? Because I wouldn't advertise on a "girly magazine" because the targeted audience/market of the magazine is WOMEN NOT MEN. Boo! I'd go for Men's Health (I have some hidden agenda why I'd advertise here hahahaha), GQ mag, Men's Mag. FHM. Enough of my marketing 101 for you guys, you're learning too much! Hahahaha

3. Hotel and Motel room rates go sky high on VD. Supply and Demand Theory. Ok I understand boys and girls that sometimes you want to experience luxury and splurge on some senseless sexcapades, I mean escapades. But why on VD? Why not on a Good Friday when everyone else is praying and restraining themselves from doing some earthly "sins" or perhaps on Independence day when everyone else is singing the national anthem with their right hand placed in their left chest instead of their crotches. I really don't get it. Still on Hotel and Motel thingy on VD, why is it that couples choose to have sex in hotels and motels when they can do it in their own rooms and sometimes their parents'? Oh I get it now- you want to be a little KINKY! I haven't been in a motel but I heard that on VD specially in the Filipins they offer different room designs like a forest-inspired room with trees and branches (hopefully no snakes), jungle-inspired for couples who feel like being animalistic, under-the-sea-inspried when the guy feels like being a syokoy and the girl feels like being a sirena(mermaid) etc. Ok! Way to go guys! Don't worry, I am not passing judgment here. Different strokes for different folks. I mean I'm normal you're not so it's okay...hahahahaha

4. A card, a kiss and a big hug! These are my take on VD. Write a special card girls and boys, put some glitters on it you know those shiny little dust like things that you keep on putting on your high-school projects thinking that your teacher will give you extra points for doing so, make it as mushy as possible and then seal the envelope with your saliva. Give it to your boyfriend or girlfriend. Kiss them - warning! DO NOT KISS THEM ON THE FOREHEAD! It's a NO NO! He/She did not graduate from college for you to do that! Kiss them on their lips (brush your teeth before you do it or at least a mouthwash will do), close your eyes. Give them a sweet, tender and sincere hug. And whisper in their ear: A diamond next VD will be great! Just Kidding... Gently whisper I LOVE YAH...

Alrighty Folks! That's your Tuesdays with Morrise.

I hope you enjoyed reading it!

More of HOT, JUICY, CONTROVERSIAL and SENSUAL Blogs next tuesday...

Hugs,

Morrise

Polls, Music and Articles You'll love...

Hello folks!

I am trying to customize my page by adding up some elements like polls, music box (I choose the artist since this is my page hahahaha) and some articles about anything that I think will interest you...

Since I love my readers, I will be updating these elements constantly so that you'll have the best blog-reading experience of your life!

Well, what are you waiting for??? Grab the mouse, look for the poll and use some brain cells and answer my current poll!!!

For the music box and link, I will update this on a daily basis. And of course just like American Idol which by the way had it's first episode last Tuesday in the City of Brotherly Love - Philadelphia (I so love it!!! Hahahahaha), you'll get the chance to VOTE for the artist of the day or the week or the month or the year or the decade or the century... STOP IT (Have you heard Britney's weird British accent, uggghhh Bloody psycho!!!). You can email me or place a comment on this blog (hello??? where else are you supposed to comment??? duh!!!!)

More to come for you folks...

Hugs,

Morrise

Note: Photo attached was taken last Thursday Jan. 17... Want some snow, take it all with you... We don't want 'em... hahahaha

When She is a He - The Art of Cross Dressing

"She's so gorgeous! She's so pretty! She's so sexy! She is so... OH holy cow, she is a HE???!!!!!"

I have lots and I mean lots of gay friends and trying-to-be gay friends...hahahaha... And I LOVE THEM to death. They are fun, outgoing, funny, pretty(sometimes prettier than real girls no offense just telling the truth girls), real, and you can have all the gay-related adjectives lined up here like fabulous, hot... jeeezzz, so gay... hahahahaha. Oh well what can we do, we are indeed fab to the nth degree!

The main character of this blog is a very good friend of mine - let's just call him/her WATERLILLY. Waterlilly and I met in a bar in Philly called: WOODYS. I was sitting down in the club bench while my "i-don't-give a -fuck" friends are dancing to the tune of I wanna Dance with somebody(remix) when all of a sudden I heard a heavenly and angelic voice not to forget a pretty face: "HI, My name is Waterlilly. What's yours?" I smiled and replied: "HI, I'm Seaweed!" hahahahaha. The rest is history as far as our friendship is concerned.

Before I completely miss the point of this blog Waterlilly is a Cross dresser. Time to jot down some notes - Gay 101 defines cross-dressing as the act if wearing clothing commonly associated with another gender within a particular society. To make it simple, imagine your dad dressed as a woman like that of your mom - ewwwww scary! Erase that thought.

I, personally believe (imagine Ms. Teen South Carolina talking) that cross-dressing is an art by itself. I mean I should know because I have hands on experience on it. To put it bluntly, I have cross dressed - and I look damn hot in it! Want some proof, email me and I can send you my pics! Bwahahaha

Why is it an art? Because it's like sculpting and painting. Imagine your own face as the canvas and say MAC (which by the way has the best eye lash primer - I mean it gives your lashes the body and length and boom goodbye false eye lashes and hello tantalizing eyes!), Lancome or Bobby Brown are your paints and brushes and to make a beauty out of your hopeless face is like DaVinci painting the Monalisa (just don't take years in putting on the make up like it took DaVinci to finish the Monalisa). I swear to God choosing the right colors, the right tone of foundation, the right brush to use takes more than just mix and matching. It takes imagination, creativity, fabulousness and a sift of gayness! That reason alone gives cross-dressing the "Best in ART award" from my beauty institute.

Wait! It's not done yet! It's just the face. How about the hair? I mean the WIG. Choosing the right wig style and cut is VERY important. It should compliment the shape of your face. If your face is like that of Sponge Bob my advice to you is - you're hopeless and forget about cross-dressing. Try jumping off the Benjamin Franklin Bridge. But seriously, and this applies to you girls. The hairstyle is very important be it on wig or on your real hair! For more tips on hairstyle, send me your mug shot, I mean your photo, and I will tell you what hairstyle fits you.

Next - the Dress! Ooopppsss and not to forget the paddings...hahahaha. Waterlilly is a very good example of an excellent cross dresser. For one thing, he/she/it knows what dress compliments him/her/it. hahahaha. Ok homos, reality check! Most cross-dressing "men" do not realize the fact that we (including me) are not so blessed with the SHAKIRA HIPS that women have. Having said that, if you are not using any paddings, then for gayness-sake, DO NOT and I swear to Dr. Martin Luther King (it's his day today) I will pull your wig out of your dandruff-filled head if you DO - DO NOT wear tight dresses that show off your non coca-cola figure! It's very unflattering! Wear something that hugs your fake boobs/duct-taped boobs/perhaps your silicone-injected breast and is kinda sorta flowing dress. An empire cut is a good example. And if you ever decide to put on a figure hugging dress, then run to the closest K-Mart and buy some paddings, did I make myself clear?

Accessories - make sure you choose the right accessories like your earrings, bracelets, bags, purse, etc. Don't over accessorize and look like a $1 hooker.

I have attached a picture of waterlilly for your entertainment. Enjoy him/her/it.

Till next time Folks!

Hugs,

Morrise

You're gonna LOVE me...

Mabuhay! Hello! Hallo! Goedendag! Bonjour! Ahoj! Namaste! Hola! Ciao! Salaam! Sawa dee-krap! Ni Hao!

Finally! After procrastinating for God knows how long, I am ready to share my thoughts about anything and everything to the beautiful people of the world. And when I say anything and everything, you can bet you A** that it's going to be anything from the hair in your armpit to the the president wannabes; from Britney Spears Saga to hmmm still Britney Spears Endless Saga; from how to increase the size of your peepee, to how to increase your income and the list goes on and on and on....Okay, you can stop here.

As a starter, let me introduce myself to you. Drum roll please...

I am sure You're gonna LOVE me...(jennifer hudson version please)You can call me Morrise - here's the kicker: My name is pronounced this way: Say the name Maurice(Mawreees) and instead of saying MAW (Mau) you drop the letter W and just say Mo not MOW. (I can tell you are saying my name...good job!) The emphasis is in reeeess. So you have to say my name fast as if you are being chased by a friend of yours whom you still owe some money to carrying a shotgun. Whatever! Just call me whatever you like to call me.

Anyway, going back to my much awaited world premiere, I meant the launch of my blog site, I am a witty guy with a big heart looking for someone who will laugh at my quips and has an even bigger heart than I do. I moved to Philly from SG & London May of 2006. I hope to make friends and find the yin to my yang... so to speak. Raised by a loving Asian family, I can pour on the Oriental charm when it behooves me to do so which is most of the time.

I am generally sane minus the occasional hypoglycemic tantrum. Scientifically trained yet artistically inclined. Musically right-brained. A stubborn egalitarian. A perfectionist. A people-pleaser. Animated one minute and pensive the next. Naive and oblivious. My sleeve is where my heart is. A big daydreamer; often caught zoned out and staring into space. Introspective and calculated. Possess a certain maturity well beyond my years, but manage to keep my inner child intact. Very playful and at times mildly naughty, but always affectionate. Modest, respectful, chivalrous. Not nearly as tough as I let on, in reality I'm mild-mannered and a huge cuddle-bum. Always in need of comic relief. My sense of humor errs on goofy and sarcastic, but always in jest and never to the detriment of other people's feelings. Soft-spoken and never confrontational but WILL NOT put up with any form of violence. Overprotective of people I love.Exhibit this deceptive layer of confidence but truth be told, I'm absolutely terrified of men. - NOTE: this was taken from my match.com, myspace and friendster account description... hahahaha

Enough about me. Let's talk about something else. How about Sex? Love? Celebrities? Money? Elections? Gossips? Anti-wrinkle cream? Boob Job? Nose Job? Did I mention SEX? hahahaha

Ok Folks, time to keep the ball rollin!

As they say it in spanish... Bueno... Adios mi Amigo...

Much Love,

Morrise