10 Things I Like about Heath Ledger - I lied Just 5 Things - Lazy

Hello you all!

I feel like I'm Michelle Williams today (hahahaha...) - So down and devastated. Or shall I say Jake Gyllenhaal as Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain. Whatever works for me. You know I'm bisexual (and then there were thunders!!!!!)

Have you guys seen 10 Things I hate About You? I like it but I'm not so crazy about it. It's ok in short. Today, It's not 10 things I HATE but 5 things I LIKE ABOUT MY EX-BF Heath Ledger... (OMG, the earth is shaking...)

1. The guy knew how to act. At least comparing him to hmmm lemme think, Keanu Reeves!!! Has he ever been decent in a film? I just cannot think of a single instance of quality acting. Even the one film everyone loves (The Matrix) suited him only because the main character was a wet fish. Sorry Keanu - you suck!

2. The I-Don't-Think-I'm-Good-Looking Attitude. Sure, he doesn't have the most perfect, most chiseled, model-looking face but hey, the guy has sex appeal that makes him goodlooking. And what's so sexy about it is that he doesn't know that he is sexy. Love those kind of guys. Wait a sec, drooling, drooling...

3. He is not greedy for senseless motion picture roles! I have a Ukranian co-worker and this morning I started chatting with her about how shocked I was on Heath Ledger's passing and being the big mouth that I am, I didn't stop talking like for half an hour non-stop only to find out in the end that she doesn't know who I was talking about! What the F!!! Well, it only proved one thing - Heath chose his roles really well. From cutesy 10 Things I Hate about you to Casanova, from The Patriot to Brokeback Mountain and this summer see Heath as the young Joker in the new Batman Film-The Dark Night!

4. He knew how to keep his cute MOUTH shut! Entertainment hosts and anchors had difficulty asking Heath about his Personal Life. I remember seeing him got pissed with an E reporter in 2006 Oscar's Red Carpet event when the reporter tried to ask a personal question to my EX BF. We're like bestfriends you know and it was so nice of him not to talk about our relationship that year... thunders, more thunders and a long nose when I wake up - Pinocchio! hahahaha

5. Lastly, he gave the world a better view about HOMOSEXUALITY with his excellent performance in Brokeback Mountain. Homos are everywhere even in the mountains of Wyoming you all. There's no STOPPING US!!! bwahahaha... And for those closet queenies, it's okay to be gay and different. Come out! Come out! IT"S OKAY!!!

I feel better now folks...

I know that my EX BF (Oh my Lord, I think i was just hit by an asteroid in the head) is happier than ever where ever he is right now... I just have one wish, don't visit me Heath... I can see dead people...

I lock you in my heart Heath only if you grant my wish above... hahahaha

Goodnite folks!!!!

Hugs,

Morrise

When She is a He - The Art of Cross Dressing

"She's so gorgeous! She's so pretty! She's so sexy! She is so... OH holy cow, she is a HE???!!!!!"

I have lots and I mean lots of gay friends and trying-to-be gay friends...hahahaha... And I LOVE THEM to death. They are fun, outgoing, funny, pretty(sometimes prettier than real girls no offense just telling the truth girls), real, and you can have all the gay-related adjectives lined up here like fabulous, hot... jeeezzz, so gay... hahahahaha. Oh well what can we do, we are indeed fab to the nth degree!

The main character of this blog is a very good friend of mine - let's just call him/her WATERLILLY. Waterlilly and I met in a bar in Philly called: WOODYS. I was sitting down in the club bench while my "i-don't-give a -fuck" friends are dancing to the tune of I wanna Dance with somebody(remix) when all of a sudden I heard a heavenly and angelic voice not to forget a pretty face: "HI, My name is Waterlilly. What's yours?" I smiled and replied: "HI, I'm Seaweed!" hahahahaha. The rest is history as far as our friendship is concerned.

Before I completely miss the point of this blog Waterlilly is a Cross dresser. Time to jot down some notes - Gay 101 defines cross-dressing as the act if wearing clothing commonly associated with another gender within a particular society. To make it simple, imagine your dad dressed as a woman like that of your mom - ewwwww scary! Erase that thought.

I, personally believe (imagine Ms. Teen South Carolina talking) that cross-dressing is an art by itself. I mean I should know because I have hands on experience on it. To put it bluntly, I have cross dressed - and I look damn hot in it! Want some proof, email me and I can send you my pics! Bwahahaha

Why is it an art? Because it's like sculpting and painting. Imagine your own face as the canvas and say MAC (which by the way has the best eye lash primer - I mean it gives your lashes the body and length and boom goodbye false eye lashes and hello tantalizing eyes!), Lancome or Bobby Brown are your paints and brushes and to make a beauty out of your hopeless face is like DaVinci painting the Monalisa (just don't take years in putting on the make up like it took DaVinci to finish the Monalisa). I swear to God choosing the right colors, the right tone of foundation, the right brush to use takes more than just mix and matching. It takes imagination, creativity, fabulousness and a sift of gayness! That reason alone gives cross-dressing the "Best in ART award" from my beauty institute.

Wait! It's not done yet! It's just the face. How about the hair? I mean the WIG. Choosing the right wig style and cut is VERY important. It should compliment the shape of your face. If your face is like that of Sponge Bob my advice to you is - you're hopeless and forget about cross-dressing. Try jumping off the Benjamin Franklin Bridge. But seriously, and this applies to you girls. The hairstyle is very important be it on wig or on your real hair! For more tips on hairstyle, send me your mug shot, I mean your photo, and I will tell you what hairstyle fits you.

Next - the Dress! Ooopppsss and not to forget the paddings...hahahaha. Waterlilly is a very good example of an excellent cross dresser. For one thing, he/she/it knows what dress compliments him/her/it. hahahaha. Ok homos, reality check! Most cross-dressing "men" do not realize the fact that we (including me) are not so blessed with the SHAKIRA HIPS that women have. Having said that, if you are not using any paddings, then for gayness-sake, DO NOT and I swear to Dr. Martin Luther King (it's his day today) I will pull your wig out of your dandruff-filled head if you DO - DO NOT wear tight dresses that show off your non coca-cola figure! It's very unflattering! Wear something that hugs your fake boobs/duct-taped boobs/perhaps your silicone-injected breast and is kinda sorta flowing dress. An empire cut is a good example. And if you ever decide to put on a figure hugging dress, then run to the closest K-Mart and buy some paddings, did I make myself clear?

Accessories - make sure you choose the right accessories like your earrings, bracelets, bags, purse, etc. Don't over accessorize and look like a $1 hooker.

I have attached a picture of waterlilly for your entertainment. Enjoy him/her/it.

Till next time Folks!

Hugs,

Morrise