I know... Been awhile guys... 2 months of not blogging and writing... I have my reasons...
Anyway, I'm back and hope you guys are ready to rock and roll again!
Today, I decided to share a goodbye story - A story close to my heart.
I have the tendency to be clingy and dependent. At least I submit to that fact. More often than not, I find myself in the verge of insanity when the person I'm "seeing" doesn't call, text or "make paramdam". Only to find out that they have all the rightful reasons to do so because of the fact that people indeed get caught up with their daily responsibilities like work, family etc. Having said that, I give myself too much unnecessary worries in life which can result to wrinkles, you know how it is.LOL
I had a rough weekend, I must tell you. Rough because it's a weekend full of crappy things. And one of those things is the "unsaid goodbye"
I'm not sure if you all understand what I meant by "unsaid goodbye" Let me just put it this way, I'm sure you guys are familiar with "better left unsaid" situations. It's kinda like that, except it's goodbye. Goodbye that you didn't utter and say.
A good friend once said: "We know when it's over, we just have to come to terms with the fact that it is...." I guess he is right. No words, no sentences, no explanations, no courtesy needed. It's done. It's over.
Of course, there's no party without broken glasses. After each party, we clean up, we rest and prepare for the next one.
So, that's my "unsaid Goodbye" ....
Hugs,
Morrise
Monday, April 28, 2008
Sometimes UNSAID GOODBYE is the BEST thing to do
Friday, February 22, 2008
My Love Affair with Beauty Pageants...
"Mabuhay! My name is Deena Lee Go, 24 years of age, From the land of isaw (pig intestines) and balut (underdeveloped chicken egg) the Filipins!
I am a huge fan of Beauty pageants! And I mean huge! Like humongous! Not only I am a fan but I have developed this love affair with beauty pageants since birth hahahaha. Let me explain why I said LOVE AFFAIR. Di ba mga day, pag in love to the max kayo you do almost everything kahit na stupid??? Ganun di ako with pageants. Anjan na yung umabsent sa classes at sa work, injanin ang mga friends, hindi siputin ang job interview, fight with your brother or sister para hawak nyo ang remote ng tv during the pageant telecast, dumayo sa kabilang baranggay para mapanoond sa cable ang live telecast hindi yung delayed telecast sa local channel 9 at I'm sure kung ano ano pa ang pwede kong ilista dito! So in short - In LOVE talaga ako!
Today, I decided to write down some reasons why I am IN LOVE with Beauty Pageants.
1. Appreciation of Beauty
Mga day, small kid palang ako may good sight na ako ng beautiful at ng chaka doll! Ako ang numero uno critique ng mother nature ko when it comes to make up and dresses! It translated sa fascination ko with girls parading in their swimsuits and evening gowns. Don't get me wrong, I'm not switching teams here! I just like seeing beautiful girls do that - simple lang! It's human nature mga kabaro, hindi ba? We love beautiful things - clothes, shoes, make-up, perfume, jewelry, etc. Beauty goes beyond the limits of if not everything almost everything from gender, sexual orientation, race, color, etc.
2. Patriotism
Oh my dear! I may be living my life in the US right now but damn I love my country! That is the Philippines. We have so many things we can be proud of. A stand out is our NATURAL BEAUTY! Most specially that of our WOMEN! Triumphs in Beauty Pageants offer pride, celebration and unity in NATIONAL LEVEL. Then you start telling the whole world: "Maganda Kame! Kayo Hindi! Yun lang!"
3. Dream (could be a nightmare! hahaha)
Hay naku day, sino bang hindi nag dream ever na makasali sa beauty pageant be it - Ms. Barrangay, Ms. Kanto, Ms. Talipapa??? Lalo na siguro pag Ms Universe, Miss World, Miss International and many other major pageants! Aminin nyo, dumating yung time na solo nyo ang room nyo or yung bahay nyo at mega rampa kayo sa sala pretending to be a contestant sa beauty pageant with matching the beauty queen hand wave and plastic crown!!! Aminin nyo! hahahaha. Oh well, some of us find a bit of satisfaction seeing other people live our dreams. Aba! Wala naman masamang mangarap! Wag lang bangungot, di bah?
4. Sense of Wonder
How does it feel to be a beauty queen? What are the perks of being one? What's their beauty secret? What do they eat? At lahat na ng WHAT-WHEN-WHERE-HOW Questions. Right?
5. We are in it for the experience
"Pasok sigurado ang Filipins sa Top 10!", "Miss Photogenic sureness tayo this year!", "Ayan na tatawagin na si Ms Filipins!" "Ay, di pasok ang Filipins? Madaya! Luto ang laban!" And other comments and things we say as we watch the pageant. We share the experience, the emotions and the hopes of everyone. It's an experience - a good one for that matter!
And this is my LOVE AFFAIR with Beauty Pageants.
Hugs,
Morrise
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Job Interviews: How to do well!
Salut Mon Ami!
I have mixed feelings for this coming weekend. Why? I am so looking forward for this weekend so I can do my long overdue apartment general cleaning. Hay naku mga day, New Year pa nung nag vacuum ako ng magic carpet ko! We are expecting a major snow storm this friday that will last till Saturday. So mega shovel ng snow sa harap ng apartment ang magiging drama ng beauty ko come sat or sunday.
Anyway, today I want to share some bits of advice on Job Interviews - on how to do well and on how to leave good impressions. Mga day, importante na sa interview pa lang eh karirin nyo na to the max! As in to the max!
O sya mga day, pencils and papers ready?
BEFORE INTERVIEW DAY!
1. Call (or e-mail) a day before your interview to confirm your schedule and attendance.
Kung nate-text nyo ng one month in advance ang friend nyo to remind them ng utang nya sa inyo eh mga day, pick up the phone and call the HR person to confirm your interview schedule and attendance. Mega raise ng hands and say present! This is viewed as courtesy. And sometimes dahil ang mga HR people ay may pagka-busy, they forget to inform people about re-scheduling ng interviews. So it works on your end na din to know kung tuloy ang interview nyo. Baka mamaya, naka ball gown kayo with matching miss universe make-up only to find out na next year na pala ang next interview schedule mo!
2. Read about the company!
Day, kung napagtitiisan nyong basahin ang blog ko that means kaya nyong pagtiisan basahin ang facts about the company na pinag-aaplayan nyo. Read about their history, mission and vision, products, profile ng mga bosses, competitors, chismis about sa company, chismis tungkol sa boss (charing lang). In short, come with ample knowledge about the company so mega relate kayo sa mga sasabihin ng interviewer nyo at para hindi kayo mukhang aanga-anga!
3. Read and understand the job description!
O mga totoy at neneng! Alam nyo ba ang ina-aplayan nyong trabaho at position? Alam myo ba ang requirements ng position. Naiintindihan nyo ba ang description ng job? Ma-eexplain nyo ba sa Interviewer in your own words pag tinanong kayo kung ano ang nature ng job na mega apply kayo. Baka mamaya Secretary position ang ina-aplayan nyo eh sa Security Guard post kayo mapunta!
DURING THE DAY OF INTERVIEW!
1. Dress Properly!
Hay naku mga day! I couldn't emphasize more the importance of your appearance during the interview! Sure at tama nga siguro si Pilisopo Tasyo about: "Don't judge the book if you're not a judge!" I mean "Don't judge the book by its cover!" pero purdyospursanto mga day, dress accordingly naman during your interview! Basics for Boys: Long Sleeves, Slacks pants, Leather shoes with matching office socks ha at hindi yung pang basketball nyo lintek kayo! Just in case, bring a tie para if ever na mejo pormal pormalan ang interviewer nyo, hindi kayo left behind. Basics for Girls: Skirts or slack pants, nice formal top, nice pair of shoes! Mga girls utang na loob, tantanan nyo na ang pagsusuot ng half slip paired with skirts! Pag pahingahin nyo na si Maria Clara in you! Kung hindi kayo sure sa isusuot nyo for your interview, take a picture send nyo sa email ko at morriseDOTdiangATgmail.com for my comments. I'll tell you kung approve or ligwak!
2. Arrive 30 minutes before your Interview Time!
No Filipino Time allowed mga lintsak kayo! Why arrive half an hour early? Duh? Para hindi kayo late! Obvious ba? Coming late for interviews is VERY unacceptable. If I were the interviewer, I'll ask you to go home and pray the rosary! Aba day! Kapal fes pag late ka sa interview mo. Wa ako care kung ma-traffic, naligaw ka, at kung ano-ano pang kamalasan ang sasabihin mo! When you come half an hout early, it will give you the time to do the following: make-up re-touch for girls, drain your gall bladder, i-text si jowa and MOST IMPORTANTLY to compose yourself and relax! Hindi kayo hagardous ever!
3. Smile, greet and shake-hands.
Smile though your heart is aching sabi nga ng isang song! When you smile, it shows a bit of your personality. It calms the other person and yourself too. It offers a ground for a good conversation. So mega show kayo ng bugs bunny teeth nyo mga day. Wag naman ngiting kabayo!
Greet. Always be the first to greet! Always! Say: "Good morning/afternoon/evening Mr. Chuvalou. How are you?" And when the interviewer replies and asks you the same thing say: "Pakialam mo! Charing lang! Reply: "I'm very well thanks for asking."
Shake Hands. Eto mga day ang never ever forget nyong gawin! Extend your hand for a hand shake! And in doing so, please guys do me a huge favor! DO IT FIRMLY! Not the lousy shake hands na parang matamlay pa kayo sa may sakit na kabayo! It shows your confidence and sincerity when you shake hands firmly. And while doing it, look him/her in the eye. Hindi yung nasa kisame kayo nakatingin! Finally, wait till he/she asks you to take a seat.
4. Communicate
Interview is a form of communication. You know that communication is a two-way street. Parang mag-jowa yan eh! Make the interview interesting by asking questions about the company, the job description, etc. Ok, when I say ask something it doesn't mean na ask na lang kayo ng ask! Make sure your questions are relevant sa existing topic ng interview nyo. Refrain from a YES or NO answer. Mga day, chuchugihin ko agad kayo pag ang mga sagot nyo sa tanong ko ay YES, YES, YES, NO, NO, NO... Aba, learn to expound and express your thoughts.Pero, pero, pero! Don't be an eager-beaver mga day ha. Wag masyado madaldal! Don't "overexpress". Be precise yet clear with your answers. Sa tagalog: TUMBUKIN NYO! Remember this: When an interviewer asks you to tell him/her about yourself, what he meant is something about you that makes him/her want to hire you in respect to the job position. Don't reply by saying: "I'm a simple person, I like shopping, I like going to malls and Luneta, all those cutesy cutesy things about you!" If he asks you about your hobbies then go kayo! Mega pa-impress kayo like you play golf, you ride horses, you play tennis etc! Charing!
5. Thank you and Shake Hands.
So after ng Interview at mga kapalpakan na pinagsasabi nyo during the interview eh may I say THANK YOU kayo. Thank him/her for the time and attention. Then do not forget to Shake his/her hand again!
AFTER THE INTERVIEW
1. Run to the closest Hallmark store o sa pinas eh National Bookstore
...and buy agad ng Thank You Card! Send it sa nag-interview sa inyo. Wag na mag write ng nobela sa card. Just put the name of the person who interviewed you and sign in your name. Tapos!
2. Follow Up Call (if necessary!)
Mga day, magpalipas naman kayo ng ilang araw bago mag follow-up. Like 2 years! Charing lang! Some companies tell you right off the bat kung kelan sila release ng decisions! Otherwise, call them after say 5 days after your interview to learn the bad news yourself...hahahaha charing lang! Be polite and be professional! Pag good news ayan, celebrate ka! Pag bad news, aba eh bagsakan mo na ng telepono! NO! Say Thank you still and put the phone down then start cursing them to death! hahahaha.
O ayan mga girls and boys! Sana eh makahanap na kayo ng work ng makatulong naman kayo sa economy ng bansa nyo at lalong lalo na sa bulsa ng mga magulang nyo! hahahahaha
If you have questions, feel free to email me at: morriseDOTdiangATgmail.com
Hugs,
Morrise
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
From the Expensive Table and Chair of Yours Truly... When to Say: "I LOVE YOU!"
Hello mga day!
Kumusta na kayo? Namiss nyo ko? Sensya na kc long weekend dito sa merika dahil Araw ng Pangulo nila. So rest to the max si Morrise at mega lamyerda. Anyway, it's Tuesday indeed! So here's my TWM entry for today: When to say "I LOVE YOU, Wo ie Ni, Mahal Kita, Je t'aime, Te amo, Kimi o ai shiteru at kung ano ano pang mga lenguahe na alam nyo"
Madalas nyo ba sabihin ang L word (hmmm hindi Libido)??? Mini-mean nyo ba itech mga kapanalig? Na-ask nyo na ba ang self nyo (I feel like Kris Aquino here) kung dapat nyo na ba sabihin ang mga salitang ites??? Kung hindi pa, eh aba tigilan nyo na ang pag sasabi nyan at baka kayo eh mapikot!!! Charos lang! Pero mga day, dapat sa buhay buhay naten eh alam natin kung kailan sasabihin ang mga salitang "I LOVE YOU..."
Para sa mga nagliligawan... (lalong lalo na sa kalye! charing lang)
Maybe I'm not in the position para bigyan kayo ng mga payo tungkol sa ligawan mga kapanalig. Dahil sa maraming kadahilanan na ren na hindi ko na sasabihin! Magtiis kayo! hahahaha. Anyway, kung ang ligawan na pinag-uusapan natin ay ang ligawan like you know, getting-to-know each other, lunch dates, merienda dates, dinner dates at isama mo na midnight snack dates eh matutulungan ko kayo jan! O sige mga day, given the fact na kayo ay dating one month, two months, three months, 50 years! Kelan ba dapat mag I LOVE YOU? Ang sagot ay simple lamang: Aba, kayo ang nakaka-alam nyan! Ako ba ang nakikipag-date mga day??? Ngunit subalit datapwat!!! May ilang mga puntos na dapat nyong tanungin sa sarili nyo bago isuko ang PUSOn este PUSO!
Pencil and Papers ready?
1. Alam nyo na ba ang buong pangalan ng sasabihan nyo ng L word??? Kasama ang 2nd name, middle name at mga suffixes na naka-attach sa pangalan nya like, the 3rd, the 4th, the 20th, Jr, Sr. ba sya??? (Aba day, baka mamaya kapatid pala ito ni Osama eh, mag-isip ka!)
2. Alam mo ba ang bertdey ng future sakit ng ulo mo este future bf/gf? Hoy! Importante ito! Why? Dahil kailangan nyo i-consult kay madam Auring ang compatibility ng Astrological signs nyo! Charos! Pero wag ka, meron ako kilala na kailangan daw ang maging bf nya -Sagitarrian! Seriously, dapat naman siguro alamin nyo kung kelan ipinanganak ang magiging syuta nyo!Ng sa ganun naman eh ma-estimate nyo kung hanggang kelan sya mabubuhay kung sakaling magkatuluyan kyo ano! Baka mamaya day, 4 years na lang eh mag gu-goodbye Philippines na ang bf/gf nyo!
3. Alam mo na ba ang payborit kulay nya? Well not really his/her favorite color in particular but things that he/she likes! Day ang operative word dito ay COMPATIBILITY! Meron ba kayong commonalities in terms of what you both like. Like nyo ba pareho na mag-malling while HHWW, ang mamasyal sa Luneta, ang kumain ng halo-halo? Pareho nyo din bang like manood ng xtube este ng youtube? Basta kailangan meron kayong similarities sa mga likes nyo. This is the same reason kung bakit di nag work-out ang relationship namen ni Matthew Mcconaughey, dahil type nya na laging naka topless, ako ang type ko yung shortless!
4. Na-view na ba sya ng family mo? NOTE: Family not friends! Mga day, itong number 4 ay para lamang sa mga legal nang makipag-date! Hindi yung patago! Ligwak kayo! Naku madaming violent reaction dito pero sa aken mga day, kailangan muna ma-view ng mommy sharon at daddy gabby ko (si KC ako eh) ang future bf ko! Why? Come on now and this may sound like a cliche' but really, PARENTS know best! So may I value ko ang mga inputs nila!
5. Na-introduce na ba kayo sa mga friendship? Hay naku mga day! Importante ito! Trust me, madami akong alam na potential relationships na naudlot dahil sa mga objections ng friendships. I know, i know sasabihin nyo: "Eh baket, mga friends nya ba ang pakikisamahan ko?" I'll tell you the answer: YES! Admit it or not, i-factor in nyo ang mga friends mga day. Syempre sa umpisa lang naman. Aba eh kung sa tingin nyo ay talagang mahal nyo ba ga eh mega suyo muna sa friends. Like ipag-igib nyo ng tubig, ipagluto nyo, ipag-sibak ng panggatong, hiluran nyo ang mga friend nya! In short, build a rapport with his/her friends! Ok?
6. Warning: Adult Contents! Ayan ha, may warning ako mga kapanalig ha! Musta naman ang sexcapades nyo? Mga day, Importante din ito! Kung sa umpisa pa lang eh mejo di nyo na type ang kalaguyo nyo eh mega dump na agad! Yung mga pa-demure epek jan, please lang don't give me this bullshit: "Hindi lang naman sex ang importante eh!" Sa huli day, you'll end up looking for something better! And of course you are right, hindi lang ito ang importante but don't scratch it out of your list of considerations.
7. Ultimately, you should ask yourself kung alam mo ba ang commitment, loyalty, trust associated with I LOVE YOU. Pag alam mo and ready ka, i say: GO FOR IT GIRLS and BOYS!!!
Ito ay mga suggestions at puntos lamang po na isinulat at nagmula sa mamahaling table and chair ko...hahahaha... Sabi nga nila: "Different strokes for different folks..."
Hugs,
Morrise
Saturday, February 16, 2008
How do you to tell a friend that he or she has Halitosis???
Good Morning mga day!
It's 1:33am na here sa US pero gising pa ang beauty ko! Why? Jet Lag ito mga day at kakauwi ko lang galing trabaho mula sa Sweden so todo to the max blog para me mabasa naman kayong magandang artikulo hindi puro Xerex na lang kayo! hahahaha
Anyway day, so arrive ako from Sweden. So since out of the country ang mudra nyo for a week. May I payag ako na yung friend ko muna ang maging care taker ng kotseng kuba ko. Mega hatid ako sa airport and kanina nga eh mega sundo nya din akech with matching 1 foot of red carpet pa!
My friend is a pretty girl, of course mana sa aken eh. She is pretty smart too for a blonde girl (hahahaha). However mga day, eh and friend kong ito na itatago na lang naten sa pangalang DINA LEE GO eh may Halitosis o oral malodor o sa tagalog eh mabaho ang hininga!
At alam ko na na-experience o kaya eh nai-experience nyo ang mga taong ganito! Kaya join forces tayo mga kapatid sa pagsugpo ng baho hininga gang! Are you with me? Let's VOLT IN!!! YES!
So si Dina Lee Go picked me up at the airport. I was very tired from my flight and didn't get much sleep sa airplane. And the last thing I needed that time was some breath of a fresh imburnal! Josko day, ito pang si Dina eh mahilig mang beso at she talks really close to me kulang na lang mag kapalit ang fes namen! So in short mga kapanalig eh sagap ko lahat ang simoy ng hangin na lumalabas sa kanyang bibig!
Ituloy naten ang kwento, so nasa car na kame. Yes! It's my chance na para di na sya maging close sa mukha ko pero mali ako mga day! Tuloy ang ratsada ng bibig ng loka loka! And of course ang kotse ay sarado ang mga windows dahil -12 degress Celcius lang naman ang temp. Pero mga day, dahil di ko kinaya ang amoy sa car binuksan ko ang window at pretend ako na naiinitan and she started closing it kc daw nilalamig sya. She closed the window, I opened it again, she closed it, I opened it, she closed it, I opened...
Finally after 35 minutes of excruciating pain (hahahaha), we have arrived! Ngunit subalit datapwat mga day, hindi dito natatapos ang kalbaryo ko with DINA. She volunteered and picked up my luggage sa trunk and started walking towards the elevator sa building ko. Sumama pa sa apartment ko ang lintsak. Korek, nasa elevator kameng dalawa and mega chika pa den ang bruha. Imagine yun???
So may I insert ako ng card key ko! Mga day, the moment na nag-click yung door ko, mega run ang lola nyo sa bathroom ko na parang hinahabol ng sampung Pitbull at mega throw up!!!! Sunod si DINA at mega knock sya sa door ng bathroom saying: "Hey, are you ok?" I said: "Yes, I'm alright!!! I just need to throw up and breath!" Dina: "Do you want me to help you in there?" Me: "NO!!!! Thank You!" Dina: "Are you sure?" Me: "Shut up, I'm ok!"
Then I took my sweet sweet time sa bathroom! I stayed there for almost an hour. Hanggang nainip na si DINA at sumigaw na lang ng: "Hey I'm going now, I left your car key in your dining table...."
So in short mga day, hindi ko nasabi kay DINA na amoy imburnal ang bibig nya! At wag nyo akong husgahan! Mabuti akong kaibigan! Kaya lang mga day sana maintindihan nyo na ako ay nasa mahirap na kalalagayan. Sige nga, paano mo sasabihin sa kebigan mo na mabaho hininga nya without making it awkward???Aber? Aber? O dibah mahirap??? Iisipin mo tuloy, abutan ko kaya sya ng mouthwash, o kaya ng sipliyo, o kaya ng clorox, o di kaya ng tawas, pwede din kaya ang nganga ng matatanda???
Sa ngayon, ito lang ang masasabi ko. Inaantok na ako! Charos! Sa tingin ko, walang matatawag na pinaka polite at mabuting paraan para sabihin sa isang kaibigan na ang hininga nila ay kasing amoy ng basura sa Payatas dump site! Pinakamadaling paraan ay: bring fresh gum and mints and right away offer your friend some. Pag ayaw nya, pilitin nyong isaksak sa bibig nya! Leche sya! Sya na nga itong pinapabango ang breath eh!
Pero kung may alam kayo na paraan eh pucha, i-share nyo naman sa aken!
O sya mga day, inaantot na ako....
Hugs,
Morrise
Friday, February 15, 2008
Valentine's Day Break-Ups
Salut Folks!
Oh ano na? Tapos na ang V Day? Ano naman napala nyo? Naregaluhan ba kayo ng diamonds are forever, ng flowers na kalachuchi, ng tsokaleteng Chocnut (in fairness masarap to!) o di kaya ng Kiss man lang? Oh well good for you my friend! Ako? May na receive din ako, pero di ko sasabihin. Pero pag pinilit ako pwede na din...hahahaha
Anyway my friends, today we will talk about Valentine Break Ups. Hay naku day! Talamak pala itong kaganapan na itech! Di ako aware before ngunit subalit datapwat! Nalaman ko ito sa mga kebigan kong chismosa na kagaya ko at syempre kagaya nyo din! ;-)
Sa mga mahilig sa Romansa (parang ang sagwa pakinggan - romance na lang!), ito ang pinaka-iiwasan nilang mangyari! Lintsakin mo ba naman makipaghiwalay sa yo ang churva of your life sa mismong araw ng mga PUSOn este PUSO! Eh di wasak lahat ng mawawasak sa yo lalo na ang hearty mo! And then you'll start saying these lines na josko day, maloloka ang mga script writers ng pelikulang Pilipino! Example:
1. "Ibinigay ko ang buong puso at kaluluwa ko sa yo...." (puso't kaluluwa nga lang ba???)
2. "Hindi ko kayang mabuhay ng wala ka sa piling ko..." (arte mo! tampalin kita jan eh!)
3. "Anong meron sya na wala ako..." (aba day! break na nga nagtanong ka pa!)
4. "Ikaw ang lahat sa akin..." (teleserye itech day, kaya wag ka manggaya!)
5. "Pinulot ka lang sa putik..." (mataray ang lola mo, palaban! type ko!)
6. "Sige! Mamili ka! Sya o ako..." (Patay ka day pag hindi ikaw ang pinili, kakahiya ka!)
7. "Sinaktan mo ang puso ko..." (alam ko kasunod nyan day.."Sinaksak mo ng kutsilyo... bwahaahahaha!")
8. "Para kang carenderia, bukas para sa lahat!..." (type ko to, jokjok pala!)
9. "Akala mo lang wala pero MERON MERON..." (merong ano? aba day wag ka parang adik paulit ulit ka, leche ka!)
10. "Sabi mo ako lang ang mahal mo pero bakit dalawa kame???" (sinungaling pala yang mokong na yan eh, hala putulin na ang ari nyang lintsak na yan!)
And so many other lines pa mga day! Pero isa lang masasabi ko day! Aba, MOVE ON!!! Pag sinabi sa inyo ng jowa nyo na break na tayo ang pinaka maganda jan eh ganito ano - follow the 7 easy steps formulated by yours truly:
Step1. Smile
Step2. Say: "Thanks for the good memories!"
Step3. Hug him/her
Step4. Smile again
Step5. Walk away swinging your hips
Step6. Then look back
Step7. At a distance give the mothafocka the DIRTY FINGER and MOVE ON!
Tapos para move on faster kayo day, eto ang mga dapat nyo isipin:
1. "Mas maganda ako sa kanya..." (kahit hindi totoo, pwede na yan day!)
2. "Ang panget ng buhok nya, puro split ends!" (kahit parang pubic hair yung sa yo!)
3. "Mas kaunti ang peklat ko sa legs, bentsingko lang ang sa aken sa kanya piso!" (need I say more???)
4. "Mas matalino ako sa kanya, 8 years ako sa college sya 9 years!" (grabe SUMA... sumasampung taon ang lola!)
5. "Bad breath sya, ako halitosis lang! (Josko, 8 years nga sa college ang lola mo!)
At marami pang bagay na nagsisimula sa MAS!
In short guys, learn to appreciate and love yourself more. Most specially after a break up!
At ito ang pinaka importante sa lahat mga day after a break up: ALWAYS LOOK YOUR BEST kahit san kayo pumunta - whether bibili lang kayo ng suka sa kanto o pupunta sa mall! Who knows baka makasalubong mo ang tatawagin na nating EX! Para ang masasabi na lang nya: "Damn! Bakit ko say hiniwalayan!" Instead of: "Damn! Buti na lang hiniwalayan ko sya!" Tigbak ka day!
So sa mga single na ulit after VD, okay lang yan. Start banging some other people na agad! Charos lang! This is the perfect time to love and appreciate yourself more than before!
Hugs,
Morrise
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Announcement, Changes and Greetings from Morrise
Salut my dear friends and readers!!!! Beso and Hugs!
I have some few things to say so make sure you are all ears!
ANNOUNCEMENT! Servicio Publico (Charos!)
I will be launching a contest here in my blog! And unlike some contests that you have sent millions of letters to (I know, don't be shy) there will be prizes!!!!!!! Prizes like cans of sardines, soy sauce, fish sauce, 1 sack of rice, 1 night free stay at 20 star rating Hotel Kiribati (if 20 star rating exists) and the grand prize of free tickets to see Heath Ledger in person (go figure)! Just kidding! Ultimately, the prize will be some sorta kinda $$$. You like??? SO KEEP VISITING MY BLOG for the contest announcement!!!
CHANGES...
Due to popular demand, my blog entries will now be written in TAGLISH (Tagalog-English). Why? Because my nose has never stopped bleeding since I started writing this blog in ENGLISH. Nose bleed! Charos! No, because our Tagalog language is fun, sexy and bastos! hahahahaha. Also, so that I can make a mockery of my foreign readers! Hahahaha... Kiddin... Not to frown my dearest International readers, I will create a link that will allow you to translate my blogs in English or even other languages.
GREETINGS!
My very warm hello to all my readers in Dubai and the people in Middle East. Specially to Pam (a.k.a. the queen of Langis! Oil in english! hahaha) and her friendships hahahaha. Thanks for patronizing my blogs! Kayo naman, wag na kayo mahiya mag comment! Go lang kayo at sexpress yourself! Masama kinikimkim ang tuwa at tawa, alam nyo ang nangyayari pag ganon!
I would also like to say Mabuhay to my readers from the Seven Thousand one hundred seven islands of the Filipins! Marami akong mga ichi-chika sa inyo!
To my friends in the Lion City SINGAPORE! OK lah! Wala lang! Sabi nga ni Poohquiao, kung asan man kyo, jan na lang kayo! hahahahaha See you soon!
To my swiss reader: you are great!
And to those who read my blog from all over the world, my warm HUGS. Leave your footprint and don't be scared to leave comments...
MAKE FRIENDS THRU MY BLOG... INTERACT... ASK...SAY SOMETHING...CELEBRATE...
HUGS,
Morrise
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
10 Most Romantic Movie Lines - Valentine's Day TWM Special
Monday, February 11, 2008
Facts about YOU plus sexy is back!
I'm back FOLKS! hahahaha I bet you missed me... Oh well, gotta take care of some stuff but I'm back with a vengeance! Bwahahaha
Last week, I have learnt some invaluable lessons about "myself"(read!) and being the selfless person that I am (NO violent reactions allowed), I am sharing it with you so that you can educate the morons of the poor universe.
1. Scientists say the higher I.Q. the more you dream.
OMG, I dreamt yesterday, a couple of days ago, last week, last month! Charos! Question: Are WET DREAMS counted? hahahaha
2. The largest cell in human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm!
Boo! Double standard! hahahaha Oh well, good thing I have both!
3. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades.
This is a very good news, I just swallowed a couple! But when I was a kid, I saw a magic trick where they swallow razorblades and I thought it's going to slice open their intestines. NOW i know why it doesn't - because of the acid...ahahahahahaha
4. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Brittanica.
I challenge this fact! Howcome there are morons out there like my college classmates who kept on copying my exam answers??? Aber aber???
5. Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing.
Good! I also happen to know something that keeps on growing most specially when touched or licked! hahahahahaha
6. The tooth is the only part of the human body that can't repair itself
Really? You mean to say when I try to cut off my, you know, my, you know, my PeePee, it will grow back? hahahaha
7. Dogs and Humans are the only animals with prostates.
Is this where they got the term "dog-style"??? hahahaha
8. The tongue is the only muscle attached at one end.
Tongue? Hmm... this is a powerful muscle...you know what i'm talking about...*wink* And they attach the other end of the tongue somewhere else...hahahahaha
9. Your brain uses 40% of the oxygen that enters your bloodstream.
Now I know why people who don't use their brains FARTS a lot. Because the Oxygen is converted to Carbon Dioxide since it's not being used up. hahaha
10. There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
OMG, I should refrain from my foot fetish.. hahahaha
11. About one third of the human race has 20-20 vision.
And I am NOT one of them! Crap!
12. Living brain cells are bright pink.
Not true! Mine is green!
Tell me something I don't know...
Hugs,
Morrise
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
On Losing...
Hello guys!
Pardon my "not so happy" entry today. For people who know me really well, this is kinda strange. They always see a smile in my face even if the "goin gets tough". I am a happy person! But what can I say and you may think it sounds like a cliche, but here you go and I'm saying it... I'm only human..
Losing can be interpreted in so many ways. Death, break-up, separation, divorce, fight, betrayal, etc. But whatever it is, it leaves you aching and in pain. It breaks your spirit. It tears your heart apart. It makes you weep. It stops your life for a moment. It covers the good things with bad. It makes things seem ugly instead of beautiful. It makes you evil instead of kind. It numbs you of joyful things. List goes on and on...
I am a "clingy" person. I hold on to my family, loved ones and friends for as long as I possibly can. I share my dreams, my goals, my happiness and my sorrows with them. I love, breath, celebrate, care and laugh with them. I treasure, value, respect and cherish them. However, losing someone is inevitable. And as my mom would always say: "People come and go honey" She is right and she'd always be right on that sense...
A very good friend and confidante named Catherine wrote me a letter and she said: "I know some good things never last but it's a pity it has to end so soon..."
I knew I broke her heart when I had to go but she understood...
How I wish I could be like her right now and understand what happened...
Have a great wednesday folks...
Hugs,
Morrise
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
NO TWM for today...
How are you guys?
I'm sorry there'll be no Tuesdays With Morrise Today...
I'm not feeling well and my mind is everywhere right now.
Later...
Hugs,
Morrise
Monday, February 4, 2008
Will We Really Know When "It's about time..."?
I hate Monday... don't we all? The morning rush, the crazy drive to work and it happens to me every Monday - every Monday! F*** Interstate 76! To make it worst, my New England PATRIOTS lost over New York Giants in the Superbowl yesterday!!!
Morrise
Saturday, February 2, 2008
ITALIAN 101: Angel Hair Pasta with Tuna - the BEST!
Ciao!
Friday, February 1, 2008
I so HATE Fergie! Read first before cursing..
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Public Display of Affection - PDA: my 2 cents
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
"Games Couple Play" - my TWM HOT Topic
Hello folks! It's Tuesday and it's indeed Tuesdays with Morrise!!!!
Monday, January 28, 2008
Parenting 101: Sunday Mass Etiquette... Ggggrrrrrrr
Before I start, let me give you some definition of terms taken from Tuesdays With Morrise (TWM) School of Behavioral Sciences a.k.a. School for the Socially and Mentally challenged people!
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton: why I hate/love 'em!
Hola mi amigos!
I was walking my dog, snickers, this morning at Clark Park which is two blocks away from my apartment when I bumped into an old friend which I haven't seen for God knows how long. As usual, you have your "what's up" and "what's goin on with you" kinda talk. Along our catching up moment, she started asking me about what I think of Britney Spears and the things going on in her life. I thought to myself: DO I LOOK LIKE RYAN SEACREST OF E? Well, to be honest I thought I was better looking than Ryan Seacrest...(WARNING: VIOLENT REACTIONS are not allowed while reading my blogs!). Anyway, so i gave her my 2 cents about Britney.
After snickers peed and pood and on my way back to my apartment, I decided to blog about Britney AND LINDSAY and PARIS on why I hate/love them... hahahaha... Here you go.
1. Paris Hilton
LOVE: For one thing, she knows a thing or two about fashion. Love those stilettos baby!
HATE: I hate her for having those, hmmmm, i find it hard to say it... those great legs!!!! I HATE YOU! (Talk about sour graping)
LOVE: I love her for showing the world the beauty of her sex tape. Her cute bf's pee pee and her cute bra and undies.
HATE: I hate her for having sets of cute and hunky bf - remember the Tommy Hilfiger model, the guy with the name Paris Latsis, Jason Shaw and Stavros Niarchos (the heir to a shipping tycoon) to name a few... Paris, if you need some help to handle those boys, I'm just a phone call away...
LOVE: I love her expression: "That's Hot..." And by the way highway: she applied for a trademark for that expression!!!! Damn, why didn't I think of that??!!!???? Mine will be: "That's hotness...." sounds similar??? I don't care
HATE: She published a book called: Confessions of a Heiress... Imagine that - a blond girl has a published book, while a brunette girl like me is still writing things in a blogsite... hahahaha
Whatever people say about Paris, it doesn't matter. I'm telling you the girl is here to stay... I deserve a discounted rate at Waldorf Astoria!!!
2. Lindsay Lohan
I don't have anything to say about this girl. I don't like her at all. She's doomed! Rehab became her middle name! 'Nough said!!!!
3. Hit me baby one more time girl!!!! Britney Spears!
LOVE: She made my high school year fun! hahahaha... hit me baby one more time? remember?
HATE: She broke Justin Timberlake's heart and I quote him: "Something happened... Something very bad happened..." To Britney: How dare you! To Justin: Come to mommy, i'll take care of you!!! hahaha
LOVE: She got back into her senses by divorcing Kevin Federline a.k.a. gold digger-trying hard to be rapper- self-deluded asshole! Finally, you did something right!!!!!!
HATE: That she even married, what's his name again, oh Kevin Federline. Duh???
LOVE: She made me feel good about my body after seeing her in the VMA 2007 dancing like a bloated bull frog...hahaha not to forget lip synching and forgetting the lyrics of her own song...hahaha
HATE: That nobody told her that she shouldn't wear a "bra-top" and a skimpy shorts for the VMA... lol
What do u think guys?
Time to take a shower and pretty up for P's birthday...
Hugs,
Morrise
Friday, January 25, 2008
How to get NOTICED by Your Ultimate Crush!!!
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Pinoy vs Kano (Filipinos vs Americans)
I was listening to The Booker Show on Philly’s Q102.1 this morning on my way to work. They were talking about Americans vs Brits. They were talking about how “better” the Brits are in some matters like manners than Americans. I know they were being honest but I won’t do that kind of “let-down” talk to my fellow Pinoys!!! I won’t let you down by talking about how bad we are in comprehending the difference between NO LOITERING and NO LITTERING, on how we constantly violate traffic rules, on how “amazing” we are when it comes to PUNCTUALITY or the so called: FILIPINO TIME so on and so forth… hahahaha. Oh well, this time it’s not going to be about the Brits. It’s about no other than (dan da da dan… that’s a drum roll btw) the PINOY vs KANO (Filipino vs American for my international readers).
Brace yourself guys, here you go!
1. Pinoys are better communicators than Americans!